You know those people who, when you mention any band, will slowly take a drag from their vape and say: “I saw them once in a basement in Bristol. It was a unique experience, but then they went downhill.” Or when you tell them you visited a pristine beach, they reply: “Pfft, you’re still going there? The in spot is the cove right next to it.” (Another drag.) Well, over the weekend, those people got roasted on social media.

